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English as they say is a funny language!!!


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      These are some of the application and leave letters  written by various  

       personnel. English as they say  is a funny language!!!

  

1.      A candidate's application. "This has reference  to your advertisement

      calling for a 'typist and an  accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both

      for   the past several years and I can handle both, I am  applying for the

      post.

  

   2. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since   I have to go to my

       village to sell my land along  with my wife, please sanction me one week

       leave.

  

   3. Another employee applied for half day leave as   follows: "Since I have to

       go to the cremation  ground and I may not return, please grant me half  

       day casual leave"

  

   4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to  the headmaster: "As I am

       studying in this school I  am suffering from headache. I request you to

       leave  me today."

  

  5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his  friend's letter "I am

      suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"

  

   6. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:  As my headache is

       paining, please grant me leave for the day.

  

   7. Another leave letter written to Administration  dept: As my mother-in-law

       has expired and I am  responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.

 

 

Article  By Vishal K. Gosar ( KIDS,Warangal )                                                 BACK