English as they say is a funny language!!!
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Articles No: 11 |
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These are some of the application and leave letters written by various personnel. English as they say is a funny language!!! 1.
A candidate's
application. "This has reference to
your advertisement calling for a
'typist and an accountant - Male or
Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle
both, I am applying for the post. 2. An employee applied for leave as
follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one week leave. 3. Another employee applied for half day
leave as follows: "Since I have
to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please grant me
half day casual leave" 4. A friend of mine had written a leave
letter to the headmaster: "As I
am studying in
this school I am suffering from
headache. I request you to leave me today." 5. A family friend of ours told an incident
of his friend's letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare
holiday to the school" 6. Another leave letter written to the
headmaster: As my headache is paining,
please grant me leave for the day. 7. Another leave letter written to
Administration dept: As my
mother-in-law has expired
and I am responsible for it, please
grant me 10 days leave. |
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Article By Vishal K. Gosar ( KIDS, |